@junedhk’s rendition of an R. Kelly classic, “I believe I can(‘t) fly.”
(Source: boyhood)
Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
Jesse Lacey got drunk at a holiday party last year and karaoke’d “Sk8ter Boi”. During the bridge he disclosed some intimate details about one of his exes while on the mic. Several people have yet to forgive him. He is also the singer of this band.
Vin Accardi is a true mixologist with a mental database of at least fifty potent cocktails, many of which must be “pounded”. He fingers frets for a living.
Brian Lane has ridden a mini bike through a nightclub’s foam party. He is not only a genius but he is also the drummer.
Garrett Tierney has been known to go on makeoutclub.com, filter through all of the best looking girls interested in his band, then IM them with the surefire line “Yo”. He plays bass.
something I’ve been meanin’ to tell you,
about three years and a day.
I’d very much like to get married,
maybe have kids and move away.
So this border springs place inside the market is off the chain. #alllambeverything
my boyfriend just makes me really, really happy. he’s the best.
The ultimate winner of Cards Against Humanity.
……not a corporation-sponsored street closing where people buy Absolut and impose Doryphoros-like standards of muscularity on everyone.
and the riot was started by gender-transgressing poor folks of color (many were sex workers too).. not rich white boys appropriating the language/bodies of femmes of color while spending half their day on their smartphones (checking Grindr)
(Source: swallowtheother)
Pat has a new girlfriend named Lila.
🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
Thank you @aiovine106 for the totally-not-on-the-job Guinness. (at Reading Terminal Market)
Bartending a wedding reception makes you feel a lot like you are on Party Down.









